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Joy A​.​D.

by Two Inch Winky

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1.
Gift Givers 02:47
Ho HO HO HO Ho Ho HO Gift Givers Ho HO HO HO HO HO Gift Givers Ho HO HO Joy invasion going on in everyone You feel the things that make your world turn jolly red Because the next time you give presents Next thought Giverlation and joy is all you want to know Ho HO HO Gift Givers ho ho ho Giving one born into your every gift it's in your blood and you must give it because you were bred to give it next stop Giver Nation they bred the joy right in your bones Ho HO HO Gift Givers ho ho ho because you were bred to give it next stop Giver Nation they bred the joy right in your jolly bones Ho HO HO Gift Givers ho ho ho joy is your mistress and you shall not want you shall not want because your joy is jolly strong because when you try to give gifts new world joy elation and gifts are all you gotta give Ho HO HO Gift Givers ho ho ho
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Cool Yule 01:50
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Santaomania 00:44
Seasons Greetings I am the elf Santaomania Santaomania Santaomania My father was an elf Santaomania Santaomania Santaomania My mother may be norse Check it and see we aren't like other elves it's in our spirit I wanna be the fucking giver Check it and see we aren't like other elves It's in our blood I want to give
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Elves 01:18
Elves clock in to start their day with tool belts on their waists Elves make toys and elves spread joy all throughout the land Elves clock out for their lunch they don't take breaks paid Elves make santa jolly Elves make santa proud Elves love making toys Elves love spreading joy Elves run loss control They're professionals Elves will work while singing Then christmas will come Elves work all year long and christmas day is here
5.
if you're gonna give give with me presents like this always last tis the season for giving and opening your door ooh baby when you give the joy's extraordinary you hide your gifts under the tree oh christmas presents give me a present give me a present give me a present ooh baby when you give the joy's extraordinary you hide your gifts under the tree oh christmas presents oh christmas presents oh christmas presents oh christmas presents give me a present give me a present
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Festivus 01:23
So make this 23rd the best damn festivus curious about the feats of strength whoa oh gonna have a party and you have to be there gonna make a festivus for the restivus you know FESTIVUS air your grievances you have em FESTIVUS air your grievances! got an aluminum festivus pole curious about the festivus pole oh gonna make a meatloaf your bring the lettuce gonna make a festivus for the restivus you know FESTIVUS air your grievances you have em FESTIVUS air your grievances!
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Go Santa Claus brings gifts to the world It's a special day Ho ho ho ho In his sled he's got the gifts Ho ho ho ho Reindeer fly him through the night, all houses go Ho ho ho ho Present blast fury manual joy drive Ho ho ho ho He's a jolly man With a long white beard A jolly man, well Santa is his name You remember it Ho ho ho ho He's making a list And he's checking it twice Ho ho ho ho Santa bring gifts Santa bring everything you got Ho ho ho ho Santa take your gifts to all the world Ho ho ho ho Santa is his name You remember it Ho ho ho ho a ho ho He's making a list And he's checking it twice Ho ho ho ho Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming Santa Claus is coming ho ho ho Santa Claus is coming ho ho ho Santa Claus is coming ho ho ho Santa Claus is coming ho ho ho Santa Claus is coming ho ho ho
8.
We Give 01:13
I'm your fuckin secret santa we give set a twenty dollar limit we give ain't getting you no gift card present we give I'll buy some lp you wanted we give when I buy your gifts I wrap em up your gifts I wrap em up I buy your gifts I wrap em up I buy your gifts we give we give we give we give
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Joy to the world the lord is come let earth receive her king let every heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing come on come on come on sing joy to the world with me joy to the world the savior reigns let me their songs employ while fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains repeat the sounding joy come on come on come on sing joy to the world with me Joy to the world the lord is come let earth receive her king let every heart prepare him room and heaven and nature sing come on come on come ooooooooooooooon joy to the world joy to the world joy to the world joy to the world joy to the world joy to the world joy to the world
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Twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse the stockings were hung by the chimney with care the stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that st nicholas soon would be there the children were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads christmas eve christmas eve christmas eve christmas eve

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released December 12, 2017

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Two Inch Winky Cincinnati, Ohio

Featuring former / founding members of The Dopamines, Two Inch Winky is a Punk Rock band formed at a second-run movie theater in 1999 by three co-workers with too much free time and a shared love of the original Queers lineup. Two Inch Winky writes short, fast songs in an effort to make themselves laugh. Some listeners would say it's dumb. Others would say it's REALLY dumb. ... more

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